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 @THE_REAL_SHAQ: I heard what you said about me. What's a RuPaul?
 @chrisbosh: hes a drag queen. he wuz big in da 90s
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Awww why you gotta be like that?
@chrisbosh: dont talk trash then. the refs didnt make you quit, but i did
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: I didn't quit. You've got like 200 pounds on me
@chrisbosh: you betta bulk up then. eat more, hit da weights
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: I do the best I can with the body I got. I didn't win the genetic lottery like you
@chrisbosh: whatchu mean "genetic lottery"?
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: I had to work my butt off to get where I am. I stay in shape, work on my game, try to improve every year. It's not easy like with you
@chrisbosh: you sayin i dont work?
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Not as hard as I do. Not as hard as you should. You could have been the greatest of all time.
@chrisbosh: who sez im not?
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Everybody does. You've spent half your career out of shape or beefing with teammates. You never really tried to improve your free throws.
@chrisbosh: hey if i did all that id win every game. gotta keep the game interestin
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: I just think it's b.s. that you're allowed to talk trash to guys like me and nobody can say anything back cuz you're THE GREAT SHAQ.
@chrisbosh: dont take it personal bro, its just how i have fun
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Comparing me to a drag queen is fun? I don't care how funny everyone thinks it is. You're just an asshole.
chrisbosh has blocked THE_REAL_SHAQ
whyz everybody gotta throw rocks at da throne?
And now, for the bonus alternative ending I thought of on my drive home from work...
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Comparing me to a drag queen is fun? I don't care how funny everyone thinks it is. You're just an asshole.
chrisbosh tries to block THE_REAL_SHAQ, gets dunked on instead
@BBQbosh: *burp*
@THE_REAL_SHAQ: Awwww dang!
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