Month of your Bithday

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I PIMP SLAPPED
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I ATE
AUGUST------------I DRANK
SEPTEMBER--------I KISSED
OCTOBER-----------I LICKED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I PUNCHED



- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------HIM/HER
4--------YOU
5--------MYSELF
6--------A HOBO
7--------A MEXICAN
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A WHITE BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A SPOON
12-------A DUMMY
13-------A HOE
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A LAWN GNOME
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
18-------MY BOYFRIEND
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21-------MY TRUE LOVE
22-------SPONGE BOB
23-------A FRIEND
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A GOTH
28-------A GANGSTER
29-------A SEXY GAL
30-------MY EX
31-------MY UNCLE


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT LADY STOLE MY TACO!
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIRT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUST PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE IM EMO
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
OTHER-----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

Mine makes sense.....that kinda ruins the fun.......

I ATE A BANANA BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.

Oh well, I guess I can't help it that I am so sexy.

I ATE A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

I kissed a lawn gnome because I'm sexy and do what I want.

I kicked spongebob because i keep it gangster

I KICKED MY UNCLE BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIRT

I punched my uncle because I was high.

i kicked a freidn because im sexy and i do what i want

I licked you because I keep it gangster

I kissed 1000 people because that's how I roll.

I KICKED MY TRUE LOVE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!

..allot of orange shirts around here...

Orange and Green actually

I kicked a gangster because I'm just plain stupid! ...yeah that makes sense, why else would I kick a gangster?

Is this a nefarious plot to gather everyones birthdays?

I tapped 1000 people because that's how I roll.


I didn't know this thing was so accurate...

I LICKED MY EX BECAUSE I WAS HIGH

i ate my neighbor because i was high..

that statement is only half true

Never noticed this before.

I Pimp slapped a Mexican because I keep it Gangster.

I bit myself because I was high