I think this should be interesting

Here is a small sample of stupid things I've done the last few years:

-Grade 12 physics class we didn't have a teacher there, and we were sitting there bored, so as a joke I tried to pick the lock of the cupboard, but instead of opening the door, I pulled out the round part of the lock. Then as I was trying to fix it, the sub teacher walked. I got in some sh*t for that
-In a lame attempt to win back an ex-girlfriend in Grade 10, I named a balloon powered car "The Fart mobile". It seemed like a good idea before. It wasn't.
-A weekend a few months ago, I went to a buddy's house and we got pretty hammered. This buddy also lives a few blocks from my house, and at 2 in the morning we decided that we needed some more controllers. So I go home piss drunk, having not been home for a month by then, waking up the whole family. They were pretty pissed at me for a while.
-When I was 12, I was on a frozen lake, and there were holes in the ice from ice fishing. These holes were starting to freeze over, and I wanted to see how strong the ice was on one of them. To do this, I put my foot on one of the holes, and rested my whole mass on that thin ice. My whole leg fell through in -14 weather, a got kilometer from the car. I was also wearing jeans.
-Getting caught behind my residence smoking a joint by the residence manager.
-Almost setting someone on my floor's room on fire in October when I was really drunk (I don't remember this completely, but I've had confirmation from a few people).
-I just realized I missed a programming lab.

Add to this list:

-Starting two pointless threadsin the past two days that should have both either benn put in Random Banter or, even better, kept to yourself.

The idea of the thread is that people post stupid things they've done so we can laugh at them you ****bag

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These are stupid. What you describe is just youth.
There was this time I let a thai trekking tour guide I met in May Hon Song sneak me into a Karen vision in Burma (disn't have a Burmese visa - the slorc was only giving them out through specific state approved tour guides at the time) where I spent the day smoking opium with a tribe cheif cheif. It did't seem stupid when I got in the back of the pickup to go, but it did seem stupid when I noticed all of the munitions in the village (rocket propelled grenades etc....) .... thats some of my youth from the early 90's

- I once, to get out of school, jumped out of a third story window. I sprained my ankle. I also once jumped off the roof of my house and sprained both ankles. To be fair, the second time, I was double-dared to.
- I once set my friend's ass on fire. There was a thread loose, I had a lighter, I was sober, and I thought, "No f*ckin' way her ass actually catches...uh-oh...". We're still very close friends, oddly enough.
- I once believed that humanity was capable of greatness and that as a species we deserved to be on top of the food chain.
- I once blew up part of my friends neighbours wall. With my friends, I also egged a party, who promptly sicced their security guards on us and shot at us for a good 2 minutes, probably the most frightening 2 minutes ever. With these same friends, I sat in the trunk (there were 8 of us and one car) and watched as my friend shot passing motorists with a pellet gun. A guy on a motorcycly started chasing us. exciting

I used to rob pimps when i ran out of money.

Heres some that I've done lately. Its actually more immature than stupid or both.

- We we writing a test (Gr.12 Math) and I blanked out and didntknow wut to do so instead of focusing on the test infront of me. I took my buddies lighter who sits beside me. I was playing around with the lighter for atleast 10 min. The girl sitting infront of me had extension hair so I put the lighter beneath her hair and after 2-3 sec. I just saw her hair lit up on fire and now half of her hair is gone. The room smelt so bad and my teacher including the girl was so shocked that They didnt know how to react. Me and my buddy were dying laughing. - Suspension 2 weeks with Police record

- I got this girl to moan for me long time ago and recorded in on my phone. And my friend was playing with my phone that day and he like a stupid idiot put it as my alarm, sets it every 5 minand leaves it in my locker. Now fast forward to 5th period i was at the lib working on something. The principal comes in and starts yelling my last name. He calls me over and asks me to open my locker as I was opening my locker i was just praying it wont go off, right when I opened it there goes my alarm going off - Suspension 4 days