^ Someone's never had a cool chocolate cocksicle on a hot day...

Says the guy who posted a picture of a child giving head to a priest.

YEah...but that was a puppet....and well...you know.....

*busted*

efman is on a comedic roll these days. do your students find you as charming and hilarious as we all do?

edit: i might as well add that my boy who owns a clothing store just dropped off a pair of ron artest shoes for me. they look useless for playing ball in, but they are shoes, and they even have a #93 on the back, and they were free

Kingdom come and The Blue Carpet Treatment just leaked!!!

*goes to download*

Before i review em! I bet Kingdom come's gonna suck.

AHAHAHAHAHAH Fred Jones is doing Bad Boy commercials now!!!! Gold....

Quick question, if i got my schedule for the week (McDonalds), and i don't like it, what do i do? how do i change it?

I'm not sure how it works at McDonald's, but this is usually how it works:

a) Suck it up, you work what you get, you're not exactly high on the food chain to be demanding they work the schedule around you.
B ) Talk to some co-workers and try to trade some shifts
c) beeyotch to your manager and see if he/she'll help you out

I smoked some shesha (is that how you spell it?) today for the first time, and I kinda liked it. I'd defintely pay $5 again to do it. My buddy on my floor does it like 5 times a week, and he bows like rings with the smoke, it's sick. The actual place is kinda dirty though. It's in Hamilton up on the mountain. Anyone know of it?

well, im not preapered to work 20 hours a week, especially 8 hours in a row on a saturday. that is what i got. A normal full-time job is around 40 hours, isnt it? so cosidering i actually care about school im not ready to work 20 hours a week which is like half of a normal job. unfourtunaley i think ill have to suck it up this week, but theres no way i would wanna work from 3pm-11pm on a saturday and like from 4-10 on week days when school ends at 3

Man, that's what work is. It's not supposed to be convenient, you gotta work hours to get money, 20 hrs is a lot if you're also in school, but that's pretty much what I did in my last two years of highschool. When you get that first pay cheque you'll feel much better.

Can't wait for that sweeeet moment

Personally, I love the sheesha

YES!! It's great, I had the mint flavored kind. What flavor do you like?

ohh are you talking about narghila? the thing with water and like tobacco on top with flavors that you smoke through a tube? Just yesterday ive been to my friends house and he had so much falovored weed for that thing that if you smoke it for like 24 hours it'll last for a few months, and the funny thing is he still lives with his parents so he somehow hides it. it was an unbelievable amount

I dunno if it's the same stuff, but it sounds similar, although I dunno if there's tabacco in it. But yeah, it's like a bong. I wanna buy one and try to change it to smoke ... other stuff.

Narhgila or hookah are other ways to refer to it, personally I call it either a hookah or a shisha. Double apple is my favorite and as for the 'other stuff', it's fine but I actually prefer the regular stuff to any other stuff you might use.
One time, my buddies and I substitued Tang orange juice insted of water, it was freakin' brilliant. But when we tried Pepsi, not so good. Probably cause I'm a Coke boy myself, but ah well...

my iraqi buddy imported a shish for me and it's been a huge hit, although we're always running low of tobacco so now we usually use the other stuff and it becomes shishjuana... still good but my brain barely functions regularly. also i never clean it so you get gross blasts of black stuff in your mouth now and again. double apple is a mean flavour though

My friends have been haveing a huge sheesa session, personally i've never tried it. I'm fearin tryin it because of the T word in it.

Sheesha is good sh*t

If you work at McDonalds, get another job


If your Bryan Colangelo, fire Sam Mitchell


If you like a shaved bush, saying HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo on the schedule that i got for McD it said "K" for some days, which probably means kitchen, but then on one day it said "MB"....what is it and is it hard to do?

lol, Maybe you should ask these questions at work instead of a Raptors fan site.

McBathroom?

The Swirsk is back!

^ welcome back man. Where did u go?

raptor forever, you definitely need to ask people in person to learn this stuff. don't be scared of seeming like an idiot, just ask questions

i wanna touch the sky. BAAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn

Anyone else catch that one dude in the post game Greycup interview?? "What we do C-dub?" "We whoop that ass, we balllliiin"

Game just flopped his weekly sales. "im going to go platinum my first week" lmao at that. And he has the biggest stans right now. 378,000 units his 1st week kinda surprised me.

So its evident = Game doesnt know what a commercial single is. I doubt he reaches 3x platinum. His last album sold 5 mill, this ones gonna be a dud

Love the new avatar suffering boy! You listen to Mogwai?

How much did his first CD sell in its first week?

Without looking at the cover and just spinning the disk, can you even tell the two CD's apart?

It sold 586k its first week. So this is about 200k less. Also back then Game was a nobody now the whole planet knows him man. I bet he's disappointed. But why do artists come out promising they're gonna go platinum first week and sell more albums than their last release? Lloyd Banks dint even go gold yet.

lol you cant really. He name drops a lot more than his first one.

on his single alone:

Dr Dre (4)
50 Cent (2)
Snoop Dogg (1)
Eazy-E (1)
Young Jeezy (1)
Jay-Z (1)
Lil Jon (1)
Notorious B.I.G. (1)
Ice Cube (1)
Nas (1)
2Pac (1)

That single's ofcourse one blood. I read this on some forum but he says chronic 38 times, Dre 25 times, jigga 2 times, 50 cent 3 times, Eazy-E 12 times, Snoop 8 times and low rider 18 times. There's a 100 other things he shouted out.


Efman did you really listen to his album? Seems like you did

Sorry...Game could kick me on the side of the head and I wouldn't know who he was.

They play that commercial all the time on RapsTV. It sounds just like all the other Rap that I hear from time to time.

as modern rap goes, game is actually alright. he just pumps out the same gangsta posturing and name dropping, but in the sad state of hip hop, that's about all you need to do to be better than the 50 cents of the world and such. the lyrical content isn't exactly there, but he is functional and his albums generally have good production, although i don't like just blaze anymore

Whoops

Top 10 rap albums of 2006

1) Eminem - The RE-UP it just leaked. ol' Eminem's back.
2) The Clipse - Hell Hath No Fury
3) Game - Doctor's Advocate
4) Ice Cube - Laugh Now Cry Later
5) Ludacris - Release Therapy
6) Lloyd Banks - Rotten Apple
7) Xzibit - Full Circle
8) Obie Trice - 2nd rounds on me
9) Busta Rhymes - The Big Bang
10) Lupe Fiasco - Food and liquor

yes, except Eminem, everyone on this list is/will flop. Sad year for hip hop

When is Eminem's scheduled for release? Even on his last album he had some tracks where he really pulls it together to make it worthwhile. Where would you rank it among his other ones?

^ He's scheduled for Dec. 5.

Its not really his album its a joint shady records album with 50 cent on it, Obie Trice, 1 song by Thewack12, Cashis, Bobby Creek also Stat Quo. Eminem has about 4-5 tracks. I wish he did more but then the album would again be all about him then. But those 5 songs are fire. He's back on that Marshall Mathers LP sh|t. He just did a VIBE magazine cover with a bandana and jeans on and he hasnt done that for like 4-5 years now. Also he looks crazy on that you dont know video.

This was supposed to be a mixtape but they released it as an album. But its fire except for Bobby Creek songs he's wack.

BTW, The Clipse new album is sick. the Neptunes production has fallen off a lot and some production on this album sucks but it definetly has 5-6 bangers with the rest being pretty good still. Chinese New Year is the best track.

FREE RON ARTEST ... err ... PBI

How in God's name is Fishscale not on that list? What kind of list is that? Who made it?

^ fishscale was aight. Nothin too major.

SAY IT AINT SO TONY PARKER.

Eva gotta step her make up game up.

That kinda looks like your mom after she puts make up on

^

this ones for raptors_forever. lmao. I bet he comes in here and says "that isnt her. its a fake".


Eva's locked up in my cage. You want me to release her after your ass john?



she looks hungry.


Damn isnt it amazing what photoshop can do?

so what yor saying is that those pics above were photoshopped? if its her, why would she even go out to the public looking like that, i don't believe its her, that monster in the pics can traumatize little kids with her looks, while eva langoria is one of th sexiest woman a live (I hope it's not her)

i'd still do her, i like that facial structure

I'll say, I'd still let her do me.