Its f*****king 3 int he mornign and I think I might be suffering tomorrow....I did get to make out with my friends thoug....God I love birfdays

f***, how juiced are you?

Well the problem is that a) m friend would keep topping up my beer so when I thought I had three glasses I had like 5, plus there's the shots and the mixed drinks....I'm typing allthis sitting on the floor cause the chair is too high up

man, you know that there's a new type of wisers? wisers reserve, it's like a dollar more than deluxe... drank like 2/3 of a 36 of that, then went to the bar... fuckin juiced... had to walk home in a snowstorm though without a jacket

There's a frat party in Rand_Bant !!

Everyone is invited!!

last night tom green was at the bar because he was in town for a hip hop show or something. but i saw him and he had a fat beard and i was just like "check the OR" and he was like "hey". that's my lame story.

here's a slightly less lame story that happened on thurs night

me and my buddy were at the bar ordering drinks, so we each had a rye and ginger and a shot of jager. this girl is to my left, my buddy is on my right, and she seems like she's just drunk off her ass (even drunker than me, and i even brought beers into the bar in my socks). anyway, she's like "what are you guys drinking" and points to the rye and ginger. i was like "it's a urine sample". she was trying to make conversation or something, but i just had no interest in her. then she's like "what's that" and points to the jager and i was like "it's motor oil, i drink motor oil because i'm a robot" and she was just like "no it's not" and then she fuckin grabs my shot and smells it but then also spills some of it on my jacket so i'm just like "what the f*** at you doing?" and then she's like "what u gonna do about it?" in the slutty/flirty type was she was conducting herself. then i threw her down the stairs. actually i didn't, but i wanted to, but then she kind of got the picture and left.

that story probably sucks as well

on another note, wisers reserve is the best alcohol in the world

Why didnt you have any interest in her?

she had red hair and seemed like a ho bag

Whats wrong with red hair???

It would've been better if he said "You like it so far". C'mon Tom Green, you used to be cool.

sometimes red hair is good, but in her case, it was definitely not. i have a friend who has red hair and she looks good, but she dyes it anyway. this girl was not sporting the red hair to it's fullest capability.

Red hair can be good, theres a hot red head at work who we call fire crotch, shes hot.

Red Head, fire in the bed. Based on previous experiences of mine I have no complaints.

Posts like these are what makes this board so great.

To be fair, it IS the man who wrote Ice Ice Baby

I hate the canadian health care system.

^so then move to america!

have you guys heard vanilla ice's new cd? my buddy put it on when i was at his house and he's like "we have to listen to this" and it was just painful

on a side note, i was super tired at school for no reason today. i got there early cuz my brother had to be there for a meeting at like 10 and my class wasn't till 1, so i was in the library trying to read, but i just kept falling asleep. then in my class, i stopped taking notes halfway through and just started passing out once again. i got like 10 hours of sleep so there's no reason for it, maybe it was my lack of eating a proper breakfast

^its called the weekend hangover.

Hmmm breakfest, I haven't had one of those for a while, I should try to have some, like Froot Loops or Rice Krispies or something. It's probably why I can barely think or keep my eyes open during classes.
As for the redheads, is there a stereotype about them? Like blondes? or no?

Redheads are supposed to be fiery in the sack, of course, bear in mind, I can't speak from experience...

well i did go harder this weekend than i have for a while, and i hadn't had a solid nights sleep yet, so maybe

I'm ashamed to say that I used to find Air Farce funny.

Speaking of red heads, anybody thinks Norma is one?

Air Farce sucks, but 22 minutes can still prove to be surprisingly funny at times...I cracked up when that interview guy saw Brian Mulroney and yelled out "Ohmigod! It's Ben Mulroney's dad!" Just his delivery was great.

Norma can be red, brown, black, blonde, whatever you want her to be

Theres only one way to find out, pull down her panties

Are you intentionally trying to bring this board down?

Are you a chick? a llama?

Are you a retard? A moron? Your posts are pointless and bring nothing to the board, that's the point I'm trying to make here.

Easy now. Dont want Picnic locking this up again do you??

Mr Shake. Just because you get a giggle by posting "pull down her panties"...doesnt mean we have to enjoy your juvinile humor.

I believe the question is..."do the drapes match the upolstery?"

Now shake and make up.

I have no issue mr Eff. It's all cool at A-1A Beachfront avenue. The grizzly brotha just needs to lighten up a little. No need to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Youre a Norma fan too so I'm sure you understand, but really the only way to see if the drapes match the upholstery is by....

I get my own category now

^ HUH?

doesn't it suck when you've gotta go pee pee but the bathroom is so far away? i hate life

That's why I made sure when we moved into our place, I would get the room next to the bathroom.
Barring that, just open a window

Can't read tonight? I wrote I GET MY OWN CATEGORY. It was a joke wanksta!

^ i couldn't believe you actually created the world's worst joke ever, so i assumed it must have been something else and just asked for clarification

as for using the washroom, i think i'm gonna go with the "good old days" approach and just toss it out the window, let whoever is outside my house (prowlers, skunks, yetis) deal with it. i take some vitamins from gnc and my urine glows, it's pretty sweet

And your own website!!!!!

url edited by picnic. Cut this crap out, vanilla.

^^ Is that llama, vanillashake?

^ it's a kangaroo, grandma

^ WHAT? llama, i know you can do better

Well it had been a great winter until now. No serious snow, no bad temperatures or anything then all of sudden BOOM Snow Strom!

Exact conversation i heard today in the library:

Person #1- Yo guy. That's a good beard
Person #2- Yeah guy. It makes you look dark
Person with beard- Yeah guy. You gotta be dark.

^Ya sometimes you can hear some weird and random conversations from people.

here's one i heard before, also hair related
"dude, you perm that?" [points to other guy's hair]
"ya, you gotta"

as for snow, all of january, i've been getting dumped on big time, like 10cm at a time, it's been pretty ridiculous.

The Colbert Report is the funniest thing on TV right now.

Have you noticed the Toronto Raptors are on his "Dead To Me" board or is it called something else, whatever check the board.

Agreed, great show. The Raps have been on there for a long time and they havn't showed any signs of moving down. I've never heard him say why they're on there though, have you?

His show is great but ever since he left the Daily Show that Show has started to suck. It seems like they just save the best material for Colbert.

Daily Show doesn't suck, nor is Colbert all that great
Both are just...dissapointing

would i be 100% retarded if i somehow find this funny? http://jesusislol.ytmnd.com

Dude I love ytmnd!